Watching the ships roll in

I wish I were "sittin' in the morning sun.. wastin' time"...

..However, my days off work are over. Thanks God I actually like my job!

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* Thanks to Bunnyo

Weekend Tribune, issue: 19 May '12

This Saturday's Weekend Tribune presents you the Anti monkey butt powder, The beauty lift high nose and several other must-have products for your next shopping list.

You are welcome, dear reader!

You may also want to check:
* Talking friend watch or the Boyfriend Arm Pillow - to fight loneliness
* Giant inflatable cockroach - to make your kids love those little buddies that live with you anyway
* Spycam Video/MP3/Camera Sunglasses - to finally get the topless beach girls on video - all that without getting slapped!
* Baggy Winecoat - so that you can keep drinking cheap wine-in-a-box... but now with style
* Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - to teach your little girl some values other than the old-school vicious find-Mr.-Right-guy Barbie lessons
* Swine Flu fluffy toy - not really sure why you need that

A little before 6x2 last night

I assume that around 12 a.m. last night you were looking at your watch, counting down the last seconds of 2011..
If it looked somewhat like this:

... then I believe you simply didn't follow my last advice.