Gone for good

I dreamt I was flying

Tales about linguistics

The following is a talk between two international students in Denmark. One of them is watching TV.

- Hey, what are you watching?
- Some movie. I am practicing my Danish.
- But this is the Norwegian channel..
- Ah!.. Well, that's OK, I don't know Norwegian either.

Mornin'!

This is how I usually go to school when I don't have the time to sit down and have my coffee before I leave home.

If you're an egg-head

Voice-over in the ad:
"If you're an egg-head, putting your son in karate doesn't make a lot of sense.
Neither does paying too much for a hotel room.
DiscountHotels.com"

I need a dollar

..thought I won't mind getting more than one.

How I like my coffee