Weekend Tribune, issue: 19 May '12

This Saturday's Weekend Tribune presents you the Anti monkey butt powder, The beauty lift high nose and several other must-have products for your next shopping list.

You are welcome, dear reader!

You may also want to check:
* Talking friend watch or the Boyfriend Arm Pillow - to fight loneliness
* Giant inflatable cockroach - to make your kids love those little buddies that live with you anyway
* Spycam Video/MP3/Camera Sunglasses - to finally get the topless beach girls on video - all that without getting slapped!
* Baggy Winecoat - so that you can keep drinking cheap wine-in-a-box... but now with style
* Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - to teach your little girl some values other than the old-school vicious find-Mr.-Right-guy Barbie lessons
* Swine Flu fluffy toy - not really sure why you need that

Who's got the sunshine?

Placebo

You sure have heard that "if you think positively, good things happen".

I'm sure you have also heard that a placebo effect is when someone takes a "faux" drug with no active ingredients, but starts to feel better anyway.

A while ago I was actually told that some patients part of clinical trials, who were given a placebo instead of the actual medicine that is being researched, had stunning improvements in their medical condition.

Today I came to think about that again, read a little on the internet, and I felt the need to share a thought with you.. If a person is actually able to positively influence a disease by just believing a fake pill is a real pill,.. it must be possible to make your day happier by believing it's all up to you. Right?

Why not try today?

Wake me up

The whole day I needed someone to do that for me so that I can get some work done.

Tomorrow is (always) the day

You know how sometimes in the evening you make a big plan for the next day?
With all those things you are sure you will start doing from the second you wake up..
And, of course, you are planning to wake up early...

A tank of coffee for me, please

I am going to spend the day at the library, so I thought I might need some coffee.

A joke!

A girl is packing her bags for a 3-month stay in Denmark. She is thinking: "I will be there in spring and probably the beginning of summer. I should take more light clothes.. and sandals too."
So she takes more light clothes and sandals.

Ha-ha-ha!