Weekend Tribune, issue: 19 May '12

This Saturday's Weekend Tribune presents you the Anti monkey butt powder, The beauty lift high nose and several other must-have products for your next shopping list.

You are welcome, dear reader!

You may also want to check:
* Talking friend watch or the Boyfriend Arm Pillow - to fight loneliness
* Giant inflatable cockroach - to make your kids love those little buddies that live with you anyway
* Spycam Video/MP3/Camera Sunglasses - to finally get the topless beach girls on video - all that without getting slapped!
* Baggy Winecoat - so that you can keep drinking cheap wine-in-a-box... but now with style
* Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure - to teach your little girl some values other than the old-school vicious find-Mr.-Right-guy Barbie lessons
* Swine Flu fluffy toy - not really sure why you need that

Happy!

This is the message that was coming from a cushion, left on the sidewalk of a gloomy Sunday.

(click on the picture to view it bigger)

Where did you sleep last night

I saw this at school earlier today.
I must admit I admire people that are so dedicated to studying.
But I still prefer my own comfortable warm bed.
Speaking of which, goodnight!