The sun outside, the rainbow on the previous post, and my intensive urge for some sugar-stuffed sweets, combined like Voltron and led me to thinking of this ad.
It's simply a masterpiece of a (sick) genius!
Showing posts with label sweet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sweet. Show all posts
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Twelve easy steps to getting fat
1. Become a student (better in a high-ranked university, where they actually want you to study).
2. Try to study as little as possible during the semester and wait for the exam period.
3. Lock yourself in your room and start studying.
4. Alternate studying with eating - you have to make breaks, right?
5. Reward yourself with sweets for studying good.
6. Eat some sweets to comfort yourself if studying is not going well.
7. Sleep less so that you can study more.. and compensate for the lacking energy with excessive amounts of food.
8. Drink some beers (alone, of course, you're supposed to be in your room, studying).
9. Don't exercise - you don't have time for that
10. Don't cook - the faster your food, the sooner you get back to studying.
11. Start hating your life and while you're stuffing yourself with chocolate cake, make a promise that next semester you'll study before the exam session actually comes.
12. Never keep the promise.
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2. Try to study as little as possible during the semester and wait for the exam period.
3. Lock yourself in your room and start studying.
4. Alternate studying with eating - you have to make breaks, right?
5. Reward yourself with sweets for studying good.
6. Eat some sweets to comfort yourself if studying is not going well.
7. Sleep less so that you can study more.. and compensate for the lacking energy with excessive amounts of food.
8. Drink some beers (alone, of course, you're supposed to be in your room, studying).
9. Don't exercise - you don't have time for that
10. Don't cook - the faster your food, the sooner you get back to studying.
11. Start hating your life and while you're stuffing yourself with chocolate cake, make a promise that next semester you'll study before the exam session actually comes.
12. Never keep the promise.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Paranoia
Several days ago I was eating this (extra) sweet thing called "Macaron" for the first time in my life..
Meanwhile I logged in Facebook... and saw that they were offering me to buy more...
It's official: now Facebook knows what you're eating..
Got the creeps?
Meanwhile I logged in Facebook... and saw that they were offering me to buy more...
It's official: now Facebook knows what you're eating..
Got the creeps?
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