Color your morning

I am hereby making an official statement: clumsy people should not be allowed do use sharp knives.. Even when I'm cutting an apple, I look this way:

The victim today was my left thumb which almost lost its head..
Yet another proof someone should be taking care of me while I lie around, doing nothing.. What? That's just a safety precaution, it's not that I want to devote to laziness... please, you're insulting me..

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The picture I found here.
Check the rest of Nina Friday's art - there are some pretty cool drawings!